"Aww, puppy, look at you. You think you’re people, don’t you? I don’t think you’re spending enough time with other dogs. I’ve arranged a puppy playdate for you. C’mon girl. Don’t worry, rottweilers only look mean. Mauler is actually a real softie…"
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Choose your own adventure…
When I was a teen, I read choose-your-own-adventures. Every choice I had to make, I’d be so curious about what was down the other path that I’d put my finger in the page to come back, and I’d end up running out of fingers, with them all stuck in different pages.
I think I’d face a very similar conundrum in this situation. - Artie
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The devil put a wizened hand on my shoulder and laughed his terrifying laugh.
"The punishment I have selected for you," he whispered, "is that you must pick."
And I wept.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
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